I LOVE this - too funny!! Happy April Fools day Jake! By the way, I'm back online...
SO WEIRD! I woke up with this Meatloaf song in my head this morning - and that is NO JOKE! And then I started thinking about why anyone would name themselves Meatloaf, and what kind of an image he was trying to portray, and... well, I spent a good amount of time on this upon waking.
I could not stop laughing when I read this. AMAZING!
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH holy crap, that is my favorite thing ever.